Tuesday, September 6, 2011


it has the feeling of beauty and fall outside. It pleases me ever so and I can’t wait for more change in colour.
I’ve decided it important to cut out everything except water in my drinking habits.. I feel my skin needs the break.. Just a random thought:)
also, If anyone would like to hire me to be their pet cat.. please tell me.. right away as I require another job:p

Monday, September 5, 2011

there's nothing noble about being poor..

Why I put up with a work place for three years.. let them walk all over me.. never give me a raise.. nor full time....... I DOn't have an answer for myself o.O
All I know Is.. I'm too poor to exist right now. and going from 40hrs to 24 slowly over the course of a year.. sucks.

Saturday, August 27, 2011

FanExpo/Nerd Fest!!

The fan expo is this weekend. I met one of my childhood hero's.. Elvira!

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Washing Washing.. Washing My Dreads! I sing song, you like, No?

Pretty sure there is some pretty intense shrinkage going on with my hair this wash.
Was convinced they were doing a lil wee shrink a bit ago, but it seems, as they dry this go around.. there is much shrinking :D 
This pleases me......

one day they will be warrior dreads!
One Day..


Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Aliens = Love!

Proof that when the Aliens come.. they won’t be hate filled and destroy us. They Will Be filled with love and great wisdom <3

Sorry I'm thinking about cats.. Again.. I really LOVE cats!!!

This is pretty.. awesome!!

Tea Ducks And Honey!

I have become so in love with Teaopia! especially the ~*Love Spell*~ Green Tea! so Deliciously wondrous.
We Got THose lovely Little Tea Ducks There aswell :D

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Saturday, August 13, 2011

Open Your Mind.

You Close Your Eyes To The World And All That Happens There..
As our world self destructs.. you sit in ignorance and blindly watch

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Mercury Retrograde. world in chaos.

Have you been feeling off?
Things just don't seem as they shud!?
I blame this on the Retrograde Mercury Is currently in.
It seems to always have an effect on me. 
I thought I was just slipping into some strange sad little stupid child state.. which I've got under control over this past year quite well, so I was pretty scared it had something to do with my old depression nonsense.
After a little thinking I thought.. hey! this could be due to a retrograde.. and sure enough it is:)
I was so Relieved to figure it all out.

So the world is in chaos, eh?
I was aware, but pretty ignorant to it.
We don't have TV. and I like it this way.
I don't like seeing all this tragic nonsense going on.

The Alaska Orange Goo is pretty neat!
I'm pretty convinced they are alien eggs!

This riot business is pretty horrible.
why can't we just live happy? and not be mean and cruel to one another!? It makes my heart frown that the world is so unpleasant:(

TODAYS NEWS "So the news for today. The UK is on fire and burning, NATO is murdering the Libyans. Canada is kicking the Libyan diplomats out so they can go home and be murdered by NATO. Israel is in protest. The Syrian government is bombing its people. There is a orange goo in Alaska. The stock markets are playing teeter-totter. And the Sun is waking up and buying its time before it sends us back to little house on the prairie. Life is grand"

I can't think of any other wonderful stories for the moment.
Goodnight Moon!
Oh Yea! The moon is beautiful.. Go Stare at it!

Monday, August 1, 2011

Sushi!!! Non Smoking Cancerous Infectious Waste!! AND.. Kettles!!

Our Fav Sushie Establishment Is Back In Tip Top Shape after being burnt to the ground a year ago.
well, what wondrous news that is, no? Heck yaa!
It's even more splendid then ever.. the presentation is just beautiful:D

we also Bought a kettle.. or should I say The BoilFriend bought it.
He is far too good to me:D

now I shall eat Shin Ram! Hot As Hell!!

On a happy note: Two weeks since smoking grosssssnesss!!!

The End!!!

Friday, July 29, 2011

sex drugs and dinosaurs. Pipes Dreads and cancer. Oh My. + 5/8 Ear Stretch!

Pipes.. Less Cancerous Lungs.. Dread Tams And.. Dinosaurs!?

I've Stopped Smoking. You Should Be Ever So Proud.
Who Ever YOU Are o.O 
TEll Me Who YOu Are!? 
I'm Pleased As Punch For My Newly.. Freshyly.. Less Cancerous.. Glorious Lungs And Taste Buds.
I Only Wish More People Would See The Obvious Good They Would Be Doing Their Bodies By Stopping Such Cruelty To Their Precious Bodies.
But I'm Not Here To Preach. Just Happy Is All. And Proud.

My Boilfriend Bought Me A Wooden Pipe From Etsy.com Today.
It Is So Pretty And Long((thats what she said))! I Don't Plan On Smoking Drugs Or Real Tabacco In It.. So DOn't Worry. That WOuldn't Even Make Sense After THe Last Writings Above! 
I'm Pretty Excited Tho. 

My Dread Tam Slouchy came in the mail today.
Oh My, Is It Ever Comfy. My Dreads Are So Happy For THis New Home:) If You Are EVer To Want A good quality Tam, head on over to Etsy and Go to StarrCrunch's Shop. Lovely Stuff. real nice Seeming Lady:)

Furthermore... My EARS.. Now Stretched To A 5/8! In White! Very Pretty. Very WOndrous! 

I Lied About THe Dinosaurs.. 
Please Don't Cry.
THey are pretty fricken awesome tho, aren't they.
maybe when I grow up I'll be a dinosaur.

Never Lose Your Dinosaur!!

Excuse Me While I Light My Spliff!!


 This Man Is Wondrous.
Who Wouldn't Want To HAve Him As A Tour Guide!?!?!?!

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

REDRUM! LUSH Cosmetics And The Grateful Dead!

I went on a lovely trip to the mall with my Boil..
He bought me this whole "Little Green Bag" set From LUSH..
It's so Wondrous.. It contained: Jungle Conditioner ((which I don't use on my baby dreads:s))Just smells delightful! Squeaky Green Shampoo Bar((absolutely LOVE On my Dreads)). Mini Sugar Scrub((superb for removing dead skins!)). Peach Mini Massage Bar((smellllys so yum)) AND a Shampoo bar tin.. I can Never have too many of those!

The I bought myself The jumpin juniper Shampoo Bar with lavender.. it Murders them nasty mold spores!
And as well.. The lips tint.. "it started with a kiss" really pretty shade of Red

I also Found A sorta biography thing written by Phil Lesh Of the grateful dead! it was only $2 at chapters! I'm excited to read it.. THe Dead Are Amazing.

Waiting for things to come in the mail is lame.. they take too long and I'm too impatient!..

And Now For You.. Little Green Bag.. In The Spirit Of My Yummy Lushes!!

Friday, July 22, 2011

Your Remind Me Of The Babe..

What Babe? Babe With The power..
What Power? Power Of Voodoo!
Who Do? You Do!
Do What? Remind me of The Babe!

this is what happens in my brains when I'm tired.. random breaking out into..SOng!

Thursday, July 21, 2011

(( Janis Joplin!)) Sometimes...

I wish I was born in a different time..

Janis! <3

I Am The God Of HellFire.. And I Bring You.. FIRE!!

Ontario.. Is on FIRE. I'm never going to sleep, due to severe melting of myself. The Boy. And Little Puddles Of fuzzy animal Critters. 

Ice cream

Thinking of colder times.. Really I want Fall.. But Then WInter will come along all like.. Hey You Guys!!!! It's Me Again! 
I'm not too fond of the winter once it is insane cold.. but right now.. it sounds lovely.

I'm deciding if I should start selling my things online. like random things I've made and such.. So many of these silly sites want me to pay,, I dunno... maybe..

I try to bed now I guess.. Probably not.


Wednesday, July 20, 2011


It is so sickeningly HOT in Ontario!! 
Forest Fires And such horrible event happening all over the country:(
I feel bad for my suffering babies,, and by babies I clearly mean my fuzzy creatures.. who are my babes:)
the apartment is just as hot as outside, if not hotter.
It is 1am and I can't sleep.. becuz of extreme melting.

Really glad I don't have to work tomor.. record breaking heat thursday!
THo, I think I'll drag y boy out to find portable air cooler.

Thursday, July 14, 2011

EVEN MORE... Sunshine And Happiness For All!!!!

I just ordered Festival Express  And Woodstock The 40th Anniversary Edition.. AND.. I'm pleased as punch about it:) I can't wait to own them on DVD.

Lovely Other notes: My Dread Babies Are Now Three Weeks Old. and very happy and silly looking:) I Heart THem..
A few bottom ones are Older.. however long ago Earth Day Was When I had done the first ones..Hmm.. I don't know.

My spleen Has issues still.
I think it is my spleen. can't tell for sure.. The walk in clinic wouldn't let me see a doctor.. my health card expired on my day of birth and I somehow did't know this... they rejected me at any rate.
I went to get a new health card and got a temp one.. but I dunno if they will allow me to see the doc still....
I have no other ID to prove I am mee.

that shall be all for now...

go look at the MOON! It is Real Pretty Tonight:)

Much Love And Peace <3

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

You would think Mercury was retrograde or something..

Today started off so lovely. Happy.. High spirited!
Then I went a little crazy when I got this strange feeling that i'd forgotten to do something at home. My first thought was.. The cats.. I might have left the back door open to the balcony. Panic and the feeling of anxiousness set in.. fallowed by repeatedly calling my boyfriend on the phone.. with no success.
he finally text me.. telling me it was all fine at home base :)
this doomed me.. for the rest of the day......

As much as I try, I can't make today less sucky..
I was relieved to hear my pudding cats were fine and in the house tho:)

by the bye..
NEVER lend family.. your name..? They will probably put you in debt before you are 30.. wise words you read here today.. Keep THAT in mind.. buy the ticket.. take the ride.

we did get our daily tee shirt grab bags today!!
I think I might have to start posting my shirts.. Like I'm not a big enough dork already...?! Hmmm

And... I give you..Keyboard Cat!!!

This is all.... I'm too tired to care anymore.. 

5am wake up call.. GoooodMorning!!!!

I awoke with Hijo De La Luna Stuck in my head. It's so pretty that I can't mind too much.
I made my dread babies a blonde/brown sorta colour.. I just washed them.. They are lovely and.. happy.. silly..
Now For You....

Very lovely.. Listen:)

 Guess I'll ready for work now....
Much Love And Peace <3

Saturday, July 2, 2011

Sunshine ANd Happiness For All

Hang Drum....I require one of these.. right away.
I'm feeling musical and need something pretty to express it with:)
The World seems so lovely and peaceful today. I'm happy to be a part of it.

We got a new buddy the day before Canada day.
A ferret to be precise.. A little Girl ferret.. her name is Varla!
"I never try anything. I just do it. And I don't beat clocks, just people! Wanna try me?"

On another note.
Bleached my red dreads. They are happier and smile often now:)

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Dread Babies.. Natural and Happy :)

So I had my first set of Dreads that I did On Earth Day.
I clearly took them out.. well, maybe not so clear.. but did!! They didn't seem happy living there on my head, so I combed them out. except a few underneath :)
I felt incomplete after having them, then taking them out.. So I'm here again.. for real this time!
Recently I started them again.. I sectioned them and did some rip/twist and some backcombed ((rip/twist worked lovely on mine)) one.. Now.. I'm just leaving them alone to do their thing.. except for the washing I'll start soon:)
I'm pretty happy about them. They are beautiful.
ALSO!.... I took OUt ALL that CRAP! to allow for happier dread babies ...

Thursday, June 2, 2011

UFO. how do people still deny their existence?!

The aliens will come in 2012..
GOD has been disproved as alien visitors throughout the years..
The Government is planning to have a farce invasion 2012 during the Olympics.. I think thats when It would make the most sense for the aliens to come.. expose the government.. make the world know what they have been up to..
They aren't going to come for an invasion. so don't be afraid. 
they have come before.. they came to give us knowledge to further our existence and help build our earth.. we shot at them and tried to destroy them.. we are twats...
If they wanted to destroy us.. they would have by now..
I think they brought us the moon, so we would have life on this earth.
I believe we are an experiment..

Honey Badger don't care

fearless silly thing!

If I was a drowning sushi..

I guess.. I'd cry... :(

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Happy Rapture Day!!!

~*The End Of The World Isn't Until Oct 21st..Stupids!! But Don't Worry,This Is WHY Macho Man Died.To 
Battle It Out With Jesus And Save Us All!*~

so don't worry your silly little heads.. He is an American hero!

the sun is so hot.. I think I just might vomit......

The End
Good Day

Wednesday, May 18, 2011


I've become Obsessed With Daily T-Shirt sites. Ever since this Lovely Adorkable child at work started working there and sporting his wondrous, silly, dorky as all hell shirts.
When I acquired about where he was finding such treasures, he claimed they were from Teefury.. What a wonderful little site THAT is! BuT!! after falling in love with it I've discovered MORE sites!! and watch them daily for cheap..frickin frackin geeky apparel to please my inner nerd.

I guess that's all I've really got...

OH!!! soe lady took pictures of me near the Lake Of Faeries!!! FairyLake to be exact! I shall be accompanying my boilfriend in the towns banner paper..AND..I'm sure it was a horrific shot! At least my hair was lovely and new with it's brilliant Green :)

Much Love And Peace. <3

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

And so after the murder...

I was feeling pretty bummed out about the whole Death Of The Dreads thing..
They just weren't working out, and I'm just too impatient to do it right now.
SOOooooo. TODAY.. I was feeling too "normal" looking. And Decided something had to be done! something..WONDROUS!! My blonde and brown boring hair is now GREEN!!! 
I'm pretty excited. I had intended to go buy some blue + bleach  that instead. but when I realized I had left over manic panic I just went with this:)

On Other Notes:
I Shall be stretching my lovely ears with really pretty PINK !
And my 8G septum to 6g! wee!!!!

THE END!!!!!!!

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

I know a mouse and he hasn't got a house....

....I don't know why I call him Gerald.....

I'm Old..REJOICE!!
hmm. I guess existence Is pretty far out:)


I don't feel any older.. nor wiser...... I'm a 27yr old with the mentality of a 16yr old dork child..NeAt! On a plus side of day of birthing.. I got a random gift card and bought 6g septum fun stuff.. I can't wait for it to arrive so I can put myself in much pain
One of my baybee earth day dreads is now GREEEN!!THE END>>>>!?

Saturday, May 7, 2011


I await patiently for China-LAnd food.. And chew the last ity bity pieces of my candy.
Merlin watches from beside me.. he want's candy aswell.. "YOU CANT HAVE CANDY!! YOUR A CAT!"
Hoggy, you know?Hoggy.. These words..I want to murderland my boil-Friend....

On a Dread Note:
I've restarted the Dreads. I had brushed them out you see.
I'm only doing the underneath at the moment, Mostly because I'm lazy.

We have a fake life..concerning/involving our neighbor..who isn't at all fake.. but not as known to us as we talk or claim.. His role in our life seems important.. we speak of him often.. Mostly of his donut baking, blood draining, vampiric ways. In our lives, Edward Is a hero(( not to be confused with edward from Twatlight..EWW!!))

I think dreads are wonderful..In green.

Monday, May 2, 2011


I combed out my dread.. I think A part of me just died.
they were so wonderful. I OnLy did it because I wanted them to look better, so they will return to my head:)
on the plus side, I got to wash y whole head with Lush bars! The squeeky green one! yuuum!!!

1980's Wonka DinoSOUR Eggs Jawbreaker Candy Boxes

One Of The Worlds BEst 80's candies!

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Earth Day = Great Job!!

I was a good girl. I did lots to help out the planet. :)
I was thinking about how earth day is pretty important to people, and I try to inform people of the danger our planet is in. It occured to me that people should just know this! and use every day to be nice to our beautiful planet!!! but theres this lazyness with most people.. It's sickening that you don't care! what would the carebears think!?!?!

I finished my Dreads for Earth Day! ((real dreads!not synth))
I decided that I'd make Dreads a couple days ago, as I'm lazy and have done EVERYTHING you can imagine to do with hair and it's colour!
I figured Dreads will me enviromentally friendly as I'll not be partaking in the using of chemicals and sprays to poison pretty planet:) and no cans to dispose of! I'm also doing them all natural.. not gross gooey waxes or added garbage that isn't needed!!
awe I'm pleased as punch!!
I'm looking rather cavewoman-ish..?! it's wonderous!!

I really want to hide eggs all around my apartment for tomor! ♥ I think I'm troubled and going thru a regressive faze.. I am now 6 yrs old..!? Happy EasterNesS

Peace.Love And Happinesss!!!

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Boiling eggs..........

This could be the end of all mankind as we know it...
Mostly because I'm sick as all hell and can remember exactly what I'm doing.

I want to dye the dog pink!
I need Nyquil and sleeeeep.. right now...

SPicy chicken wings need to find their way home to me!

I'm bored so I'm preparing spicey tuna salad with egg... and watching Manos(hands of fate) Mystery Science Style with Mr. Mugs!
DOn't pretend you don't envy my life.

Saturday, March 12, 2011

This Is What He wants me to believe he does all day..

 by jenny.bean.toves
a photo by jenny.bean.toves on Flickr.
He Obviously sits at home all day watcing the littlest Hobo, right? WRONG!! ((bears eat beets!)) he sits at home working out the very best plan in which to take me down.
always pretending to be sweet and loving.. like i brought him up right.. truth is, I fail as a mother!!!

why don't they make quality fun filled moral delema shows anymore?
I miss London.. and Babar..

Is this Babars house
Elephants shower with their nose!!

also..further more..on a side note of chopped liver....
The troll is still living in the walls and stove.. Merlin has yet to discover his true defaults and weekness.. If any..
I found a tiny sword today at work, I think it could have been a troll sword from years ago. bet he wishes he had it now.
on an even moooooore curious note.. the monster refuses to leave the cupbourds, despite all my hard effort to lure him out with peanut butter and chocolate chips.. I think he is shy :)

Thursday, March 10, 2011


kittieanddragon by jenny.bean.toves
kittieanddragon a photo by jenny.bean.toves on Flickr.
mamma kitten was convinced the dragon was, indeed, a monster.
I think she learned her lessen when she found out monster really live in the kitchen cupbourd.


This is a test post from flickr, a fancy photo sharing thing.

Saturday, February 26, 2011


AND..FINNTROLL!!!!I was just listening to them and remembered that happened last week.. kinda excited me.. mostly in the pants..wuh?
going and seeing them was such a wonderful experience.. everyone should be so lucky

Now.. as for this murder/suicide the cats are planning...................................................?
I'm not reallly for it at all, let me tell you.
BUT.. I think I've pretty much figured it out.. Merlin is pissed off that he can't watch the Littlest Hobo on the weekend anymore.. i'd be pissed too
I'm saving..slowly..oh so slowly..for a new tattoo!! hoorah!!
can't figure out what should be next tho.. I kinda want to add things to my chest.. but also I want more aIw on my leg...HMmMMmmmmmmmmmmm CHOICES!!!!!
that will be all....good day!!

Friday, February 25, 2011

DeAr BlOOOOOg....

the cats lounge is off limits....STAY OFF THE GRASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I limit them to nothing, but I'm still convinced they are trying to kill mee.
just the other day Merl went flying thru the air in a fit of rage. only to smash me in the face, resulting in injury to the nose... what do you call THAT? and don't say BAD luck.

I'm being a winter hermit
I'm going to ignore you, and I don't care if it makes you annoyed with me.
All she wants to do ((is dance? )) is hibernate with the warm fuzzy creatures, even if they are planing some mass murder..suicide ritual on me!!
The point is... I'm winter antisocial... and I'm not going anywhere!!!!!

the numbers 3, 8, 7 and 2.... DON't matteR.. and not in that order either..

stop staring at my goitre!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Dear Blog..

Today I went searching for sasquatch..

as far as I can tell, it was a rather big win as we found evidence of such a creature existing in these parts.
To disbelieve the existence is unbelievably ignorant, as theres so much proof in all these countries and even just around Canada in general.

On Another NOTE: Last night we were so lucky as to see the wonderfull Ensiferum and Finntroll at the Opera House.
They were so amazing I wanted to vomit pure joy and rainbows everywhere!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

people and their obsessions.......?

I've got an obsession.
I can't, for the life of all the little animals and insects, stop reading Chuck Palahniuk books.((guess all those critters are screwed and on their way to critter hell..Oooops)) and I tried! They are just so Fricken Frackin wonderful that my brain won't allow it.
I picked up another book, got a few chapters in and claimed, to myself, or maybe to the book, that this just isn't working. like i was breaking up with the silly thing. I think I've got a slight problem.

on another random, not so obsessed sort of note: The dog isn't talking to mee. It's pretty rude and uncalled for if you ask me. As far as I can tell, I've done nothing wrong to him. HE is the one who barks nonstop when we leave to go to work.

I have a new child.. His/her name is schrute ! and I Heart Him with all my hearts fingernails and gravy boats!!!

Sunday, February 13, 2011

i bought a chicken...

Today I was out and decided I needed a whole boneless Prime Chicken.. Despite my ongoing moral dilemma weather to stop eating meat or not.
So I bought the thing..
came home and felt bad, so I started to do research on how the chickens are raised and came to the conclusion that, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE to find info on prime and weather it is cruelty free or not.
I'm assuming that such very little info cannot be a good sign.

On another Note: It's Valentines Tomor!! I'm so Happy and Loved.. Jealous!?
heehee I Heart My Boy!!
I'll be doing the usual routine of watching Eternal Sunshine and eating chocolate.. but without the sadness and being alone bit! yey! Happy... I DISGUST myself!!

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

The Time Has Come.. The Walrus Said....

To Start writing gibberish to complete strangers!!
you like it! you just don't know it yet....
I like my nonsense to be publicly displayed!
I've much to talk about..or do I?

Random Fact: ...!! I'm eating Cabbage Soup! The kitten called me fat, he claims it's the only way! I won't learn if he doesnt abuse me a little.
little does he know.. I'm so gunna eat spiced wings for dinner!
he Loves The Hobo.. and he dares to judge me!
Only awesome cats will sit and watch the Littlest Hobo with you <3